1. They take too long in making a decision on the work submitted. If a journal neither replies to, or takes eight months or more to send a form rejection, I will not spend the money to buy a copy at Borders or get an annual subscription through the journal. I'm sorry, but I don't subscribe (no pun intended) to business as usual excuses.
If your staff is small then there should be less bureaucracy in decision making. If your staff is small and you are overloaded with submissions, perhaps your staff should spend more time reading submissions? That sounds harsh, but to me it's just common sense. If you are in charge of a journal, you are in charge of a business. Therefore, you have consumers to satisfy. But, too many journals tend to take the "Whoa is me" approach. Poetry is always dying! Poor young apprentice writers are always slaving through slush piles . . . and for no pay!! Not even a Slushie from the local convenience store!!!
Sorry. But, I quite enjoyed being on the CPR staff in grad school, not getting paid did suck, so did not getting a stipend, but I enjoyed banging my head through 500 poems over a weekend trying to find the 30 or so to come back to. And when I was co-editor, that was more fun, though still no pay or stipend. To me, these excuses are . . . excuses. Poor, artist-standard excuses.
2. The opposite of that diatribe is: free subscriptions, or free access. I like getting a year's worth of a journal and not just the issue my poem(s) is (or, are) in. I also like that Poetry Magazine now puts everything on-line, so I don't have to spend time at Borders or waiting at the mailbox to read a journal in which . . . I'll stay positive. So, it's nice to read amazing poems on-line. I love, love, love DIAGRAM and Boxcar Poetry Review. (And even if my work wasn't lucky to be in them, I'd still love them.) There's free, delicious work in every issue. And, they have friendly staffs.
3. Which brings me to: rude, crude writing. Badly worded Submission Guidelines, Form Rejections that include solicitations for a contest or annual subscription, or just plain annoying and sloppy editing in which editors: ignore queries, but somehow end up being able to e-mail mass e-mails that ask for my support (and yours, and yours). Seriously, I've waited that eight months, sent a very polite query, and you have time to ask me to spend money I don't have on you, when you can't spend time doing your job?
Surly, whiney, bitchy, catty. Honest. I'm not in a bad mood, not having a bad day, week, or summer.
4. I just don't have the money or time. As someone carving out time for an abundance of writing projects -- fiction and poetry -- teaching at two colleges in the city, being married, having a needy but adorable job, and being a devoted sports enthusiast...I just don't have 36 bucks to spend on a mixed bag of writing when I can read the journals in other places, for free! I read probably five hours at day, minimum. Poetry, fiction, news, sports news, student work. My wife and I have four four-shelf bookcases. One of them has two shelves full of journals. There is also another two shelves worth of books that "I've been meaning to read." Will I ever get to Auggie March? Or, will the next hot thing at the library distract me? Oh, Jose Saramago, how you entice me!
5. It's like dating. No matter how much I like you, you're just not into me. So, hot lady, out of spite, I am NOT going to propose we go on a long vacation together just so that I am reminded, at the end of the week (year), that you've enjoyed yourself (with my 36 dollars) and I am left with the bill and no reward (continuous rejection, especially formulaic ones, duh).
In an ideal world, I would support your existence, your beauty, if that is indeed what I found in you. But, alas, the world is NOT ideal, and there is no Midwestern field where I can sow money seeds and grow money crops.
If I did not consider my work worth it, gave up writing, and was JUST a reader of literature, then yes, I would subscribe to more journals, buy more single issues at bookstores.
But I am a writer, and why, as a writer, should I be sending my toiled cash to a place that obviously is full of staff that for one of an infinite number of reasons never supports my writing career by acknowledging my work in its pages? I have nothing against the journal for wanting to stay alive and be appreciated, but I am not going to be its life support if, in return, I am still in need of my own career support. Besides, I am a writer, and we all know how masochistic our lives are anyways. I know this is how you ensnare us. I can't keep falling your your tricks, Cincinnati Kid.